Friday Jan 16, 2026
Harbour reader's e - Are there no himbos among you?
In preperation for the new tv-show, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, we present you a very scientific examination of himbos in ASOIAF. Spoiler alert: our boy Dunk (thicc as a castle wall) ranks highly.
Join us as we discuss what exactly constitutes a himbo, and talk about characters ranging from Qarl the Maid to Grenn and Gendry. As well as some who are absolutely not himbos, even if they fit some criteria...
If you want to follow along with the ranking, here's the himbo ranking in full:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FsXoYDkqeZ9U8Js95UC9-2kmUs61bbdW/view?usp=drive_link
If you want to do your own ranking, here's a file you can download and fill out yourself: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xTbyax4x2jCFNOVNXVlEKeWIZqdZUyG4rgvOkgzuRuQ/edit?usp=drive_link
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Thank you to Matt Graham for the theme music with sounds from zapsplat.com!
1 months ago
Your feedback is important to us so we had to take time to reflect on it and consider: it may be the most on brand one we’ve ever received, and for that we thank you from the bottom of our heart!! Darkstar is a favourite of mine (Virginie) but he’s not a himbo. Which is ok! Himbos don’t brood that much, even when they don’t slice children’s ears when set up or not by a prince. It’s ok. You don’t need to be a himbo to be a perfect baby boy 🥰
1 months ago
You did Darkstar dirty in this one. Clearly the Myrcella incident was a setup by Doran. JUSTICE FOR MY EDGY TWINK HUSBAND! 😭